My friends, they love my intelligence
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you traded sex for a burrito?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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