32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Two words: blizzard sex
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
