i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.