you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.