I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n