"it" just moved
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
17 Subtle Body Language Signs That Reveal A Lot About Someone
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
These 21 Declassified Government Horrors Are Unimaginable
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum