Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We had to coat check the pizza.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I have already put on my inside pants.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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