your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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