where does the pee come out of this thing
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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