It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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