I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wish you could order shots online.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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