can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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