I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
