Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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