my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize