i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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