If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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