Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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