If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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