Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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