either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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