wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
bring money and cleavage
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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