I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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