Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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