Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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