Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Randomize
