the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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