We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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