Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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