I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Randomize
