Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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