there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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