also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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