Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
We are all done wearing pants today
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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