she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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