Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
