Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
