Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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