he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
