you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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