don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
