Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
