You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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