We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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