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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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