Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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