I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I can't turn off my feet"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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