He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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