He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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