One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Ketchup is God's man juice
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
