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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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