When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I had to cum in my sink.
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