Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I think i got beer on your cat.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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