I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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