So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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