he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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