Fine. I'll sleep in my office
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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