just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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