I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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