I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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