As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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